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Monday, December 31, 2012
Celebrating 2012 Books & The Princess Bride
Sometimes, when I'm reading a book that I'm really into, I MAY have been known to assign characters from a book to a series or movie. I decided that for my year-end post that I would create a cast list for a 25th Anniversary edition of The Princess Bride. One of my all-time FAVORITE movies. If you've NOT seen this awesome flick, check out the IMDB link and rent it, buy it or find it for download somewhere!
Here is the cast of the Princess Bride retooled with characters from some of the books I read in 2012:
Westley – Florent, from The Oracle Glass by Judith Merkle Riley
Westley, much like Florent, is giving. He is willing to be seen as the bad guy as long as people leave him alone, and they allow him to live his life.
Inigo Montoya – Tohrment, from Lover Reborn by J.R. Ward
Seriously. If Ward had used, “My name is Tohrment. You killed my shellan. Prepare to die,” when he was killing those pale dudes, I may or may not have reacted, as I said this phrase over & over while reading the book.
Prince Humperdinck – Julian, from Redlisted by Sarah Beaman
Julian seems to run the show. He's not disobeyed openly, and it appears as though he is the man. Not sure if I believe this...but thereyago.
Count Tyrone Rugen – Harvey McLeod, from Every Breath She Takes by Norah Wilson
Harvey is a jerk, and wants the main character to sell his ranch to him. He'll do (practically) whatever it takes to make himself successful.
Vizzini – Nico, from City of Dark Magic by Magnus Flyte
Nico and Vizzini both have the tenacity of a pit bull once they lock-on to a target. Their creativity is phenomenal, and they seem to work well with certain others. Also, they're both small-of-stature. Probably helps the Napoleon complex.
Fezzik – Tommy, from The Final Piece by Maggi Myers
Seemingly larger-than-life, Tommy is Beth's great protector, much like Fezzik protected Buttercup and Wesley.
The Princess Bride (Buttercup) – Raina, In the Company of Witches by Joey W. Hill
Raina has the perfect blend of 'let it happen' and 'control the situation', much like Buttercup.
Valerie – Hilde, Provoked by Rebecca Zanetti
This sassy granny wasn't afraid to contradict others, standing up for what was right or things in which she believed. Including pulling people that thought they were all that & a bag-o-chips down a couple pegs.
Miracle Max – Garrett, Heart Secret by Robin D. Owens
Max was able to tinker with spells and potions. Garrett, however, was a skilled investigator. He was able to tinker with the lives of others that might be in trouble, and be able to clear their names...or further incriminate them.
So. If you've read these titles, the following is going to be HILARIOUS! If you've NOT read them, but seen the movie, you may be persuaded to pick up a book or two. If you've not read the books nor seen the movie, you may be lost...but the dialogue is epic anyway! I picked up the Princess Bride script from: http://www.princessbride.8m.com/script.htm … because it's tedious to type out a script from a movie (not that I've ever done that... **sideeye**).
Garrett: Hoo hoo hoo! Look who knows so much, heh? Well, it just so happens that your friend here is only mostly dead. There's a big difference between mostly dead and all dead. Please, open his mouth. Puts the bellows to Florent’s mouth, and blows air in. Now, mostly dead is slightly alive. Now, all dead... well, with all dead, there's usually only one thing that you can do.
Tohrment: What's that?
Garrett: Go through his clothes and look for loose change. Removes the bellows. Hey! Hello in there! Hey! What's so important? What you got here that's worth living for? Pushes on Florent’s abdomen.
Florent: t-r-u-e l-o-v-e.
Tohrment: "True Love," you heard him? You could not ask for a more noble cause than that.
Garrett: Sonny, True Love is the greatest thing in the world
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Tohrment: This is Raina’s True Love. If you heal him, he will stop Julian’s wedding. Garrett: Shah! Wait, wait. I make him better, Julian suffers?
Tohrment: Humiliations galore.
Garrett: Ha ha ha! Hi dah lig dah lah nay juh! That is a noble cause. Gimme the sixty-five. I'm on the job.
Hilde: Woo-woo!
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Harvey: Kill the dark one and the giant, but leave the third for questioning.
Tohrment: Kills charging guards. Hello. My name is Tohrment. You killed my father. Prepare to die.
Rugen pauses, then turns and runs. Tohrment chases him. Florent and Tommy look at each other.
Tohrment: Tommy!!!!!! I need you!!!!! Rams body against door repeatedly.
Tommy: Gesturing to Florent, who he is supporting. I can't leave him alone.
Tohrment: He's getting away from me, Tommy!!! Please!!! Arr!!! Tommy!!! Aaargh!!
Tommy: Places Florent against a suit of armor. I'll be right back.
Tohrment: Continuing to ram the door. Arr! Arr! Tommy breaks the door down. Thank you.
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Ever read a book and instantly you think about a character from a movie? What are your favorites?
Happy 2013! Best wishes for a year filled with fabulous plots, strong heroines, and hot heroes!
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Wednesday, May 16, 2012
Review: In the Company of Witches by Joey W. Hill
In the Company of Witches
Author: Joey W. Hill
Release Date: May 1, 2012
Publisher: Berkley Sensation
Arcane Shot Series #2
ISBN: 978-0425250846
Genre: Paranormal Romance
Format(s): Paperback (342 pgs), e-book
Book Source: Publisher
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All witch and part succubus, savvy businesswoman Raina has converted a Southern plantation house into an extremely profitable old-fashioned bordello. Because of her abilities as a witch, the demons under Raina’s protection can feed off the sexual energy of their clients without killing them—definitely a good thing for repeat business.
But when a rogue incubus shows up on Raina’s doorstep begging for asylum, the witch’s well-run business is put in jeopardy. The incubus has stolen an object of great power from Lucifer, and Underworld Dark Guardian Mikhael will do anything to get it back—even if it means incinerating the incubus on Raina’s porch to get the answers he seeks.
Not to be trifled with, Raina enters a dangerous match of wits with Mikhael to achieve their mutual goals—only to discover that the reluctant attraction between them is the most hazardous game of all…
What VampBard’s talking about:
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After reading Something about Witches, I couldn't wait to read book #2 in Joey Hill's Arcane Shot series, In the Company of Witches. While I was expectant that either Ramona or Raina would be the focus, I sort-of hoped that we'd continue with the exploits of Ruby and Derek. I really enjoyed them, and their cameo in this title did keep me connected to them, but not as much as I'd hoped. S'all good, though. Ms. Hill brought to life Raina and Mikhail in a way I'd never fathomed Mikhail would develop as a character!
Raina is the proprietor of a bordello, Sweet Dreams, ...and incubi and succubi are her employees. Raina maintains the peace – and keeps the local law out of her hair – by managing the sexual energy through her talents as a witch. Half witch and half succubus, Raina has her own needs that have been unmet for a long, long time. Pretty much forever.
Mikhail enters the scene chasing a 'bad guy' (not really). His role as a Dark Guardian charges him with ensuring that Lucifer and all the little demons in Hell are happy about what's going on top-side...and ensuring that those not following the underworld's game plan are swiftly and appropriately brought to 'justice'. We learned about Mikhail in Something About Witches, as he was Ruby's domineering 'consort'. He was there to help with the dark magic that Ruby was using. Naturally, that all ended when Derek re-entered the scene. Mikhail was touted as being cruel and heartless, a description that Raina gathered from her brief and broad discussions with Ruby. Fortunately, Raina learned from first-hand experience that Mikhail wasn't all that bad. As matter of fact, he was able to suppress her succubus during coitus, and she was able to fully re-energize.
Mikhail and Raina are into some BDSM, so if that makes you uncomfortable, this might not be the best title for you. However, I do want to note that Ms. Hill did a fabulous job with the sex scenes. There was enough description to get my own imagination firing on all synapses, but not too much that I felt as though I were a voyeur. It's a fine balance. Kudos! The BDSM is done in a tasteful manner, and without graphic detail. Probably a good launching-point if a reader has ever pondered reading this sub-genre.
The sweet romance between Mikhail and Raina truly touched my heart. Raina, succubus that she is, has never been romanced by a lover. Mikhail has never felt the drive to romance one of his conquests. Mikhail appeared to be the polar opposite of the 'f*ck-buddy' portrayed in Something About Witches. For example, Mikhail brought to life, for Raina, the simplicity of human courtship. A date, while wrought with complications those of the human variety don't have to factor, complete with movie and ice cream, appeared to be the turning point. It was then that I knew FOR SURE that Mikhail was lost to love and passion. Raina was coming 'round, too.
I thought the way Ms. Hill used conflict in this title was excellent. While there was tension between Mikhail and Raina – mostly sexual tension – the other external conflicts, such as between Mikhail and the incubi and succubi at Sweet Dreams, the need to cloak/suppress the succubi side of Raina while in public, as well as the whole demoness-attacking thing. The rich internal conflicts within Raina and Mikhail were beautifully crafted, and brought a certain intensity through the inner monologues to which the reader was privy.
If I were to choose one thing that bugged me about this title, I'd have to say that I have a hard time choosing a single thing that bothered me. As with any well-written novel, there were no remaining questions at the conclusion of the title, and I felt the characters and the plot conflicts were adequately developed and resolved. I feel a bit like Raina – post coitus with Mikhail – upon completing this title. I feel sated and all comfy-cozy with the storyline...ready to snuggle in for a nap. No residual anxiety from unresolved plot points or character traits. No yelling at the author telepathically, begging for something different. Just that sense of... 'ahhhh.... that was nice.'
Raina and Mikhail are a SMOKIN' HOT couple. While we are privy to some of the 'uncomfortableness' of a blooming romance, I feel they fit together like the pieces in a puzzle. One that's put together properly, that is!
VampBard's special note: I think In the Company of Witches will hold a special place in my heart. The Twilight Saga was my gateway series for the world of the paranormal genre. Ms. Hill expertly weaves the movie, New Moon, into her plot. I was very intrigued as to why she chose New Moon. After all, it IS the title that holds the most heartache, in my opinion. After reading further, and seeing more Edward/Bella/Jacob references, I figured it out. Most of all, I love that an author included this important (to me) series, and used it in a way to parallel her characters.
VampBard’s Rating:
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Enjoyed - strongly recommend (A-)
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Friday, February 17, 2012
Review: Something About Witches
Something About Witches
Author: Joey W. Hill
Release Date: Feb. 7, 2012
Publisher: Berkley Sensation
Arcane Shot Series #1
ISBN: 978-0425246139
Genre: Paranormal Romance
Format(s): Paperback (326 pgs), e-book
Book Source: Publisher
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Ruby Night Divine is a gun shop owner. She’s also a witch who knows magic can fail. She’s experienced it firsthand, with full-blown tragic consequences. Smith & Wesson is a whole hell of a lot more reliable, and nothing’s as cathartic as the ability to put a few holes in the things that piss you off. Like Derek Stormwind.
A powerful sorcerer, Derek is determined to get to the bottom of why she pushed him away and ran three years before. He also needs her help. A coven needs training to help them fight a demon and his minions. While Ruby is willing to do it, she’s sure it’s just a ruse to get back in her heart—and her bed. The thing is, that’s where she wants him. Unfortunately, her bed’s already made, she’s this close to losing her soul, and she fears nothing can save her. Not Derek. Not even Smith & Wesson.
What VampBard’s talking about:
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As I began reading Something About Witches, the first book in the Arcane Shot series by Joey Hill, I was immediately amazed that there was action in the first 30 pages. While the world-building was still happening. LOVED it! All the characters Hill created have heart and soul for the reader. Including the aging Mastiff, Theo. He's my personal favorite. Ms. Hill did a phenomenal job bringing in the tiniest detail about the Mastiff breed, ensuring her readers authentic experiences if they've not had the pleasure of spending inordinate amounts of time with one of these gentle giants. To read more about Mastiffs, see the Mastiff Club of America website: http://www.mastiff.org .
One of my favorite aspects of Something About Witches is the fact that the reader isn't bogged down with all the teeny tiny details about witchcraft, and how it was used in the story. I really like that the fine details are left to the reader's imagination. I also enjoyed the well-written intimate scenes; not too crude, not all 'rainbows and unicorns'. I'm looking forward to seeing future installments of this storyline. I'm hoping we'll get to see some important mile-markers in the life of our heroine, Ruby. I'm also interested to see whether Derek, our hero, finds a way to make her like him, life-span wise.
Derek, our hero, has a job to do. With his own brand of inner conflict, we see Derek vacillate between what he feels is right in his heart - allowing Ruby to make the decision to be with him, or demanding that she allow his presence in her life. As the plot moves forward, Derek does figure out what he is going to do. Setting his sights on the final outcome, he didn't give Ruby a chance to object. Please note: some of the scenes with Derek and Ruby having heart-to-heart discussions make you want to say 'awwwwww...' aloud. You can't resist the urge.
Ruby is Ms. Independent. She doesn't want to have to rely on others in her life. Even though Ruby has been torn apart because of her love for her child, she manages to keep her act together and front for the general populace, attempting to make her friends think all is well in her world. She's a very complex character. I found myself admiring several of her traits, and also thinking, “I'm glad I’m not as stubborn as Ruby.”
There were several gems in this title that were definitely quote-worthy. However, I couldn't really bring myself to pop them into the review. Ms. Hill has done such a great job of creating a plot, characters and simply the tenor of Something About Witches, it really is a total experience for the reader. Giving away snippets is definitely contraindicated in this case. The emotions are palpable, and have a natural ebb and flow. Kudos to Ms. Hill for creating such a build-up of emotion throughout the novel. As a reader, I feel that I'm more invested in the story when the emotions take a serious lead in driving the plot. Something About Witches is an excellent launch for Ms. Hill's new series. By giving us a perfect blend of inner conflict, external pressures and a lovely resolution, Joey W. Hill shows ultimately that she gives her readers credit for being strong, independent and creative, much like her character, Ruby.
VampBard’s Rating:
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Enjoyed - strongly recommend (A-)
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Something About Witches
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